What does a Cain presidency mean to liberals?

1. Eligibility Begets Legitimacy
2. The End of Accusing Republicans of "Racism"
3. Capitalism In The White House
4. Cain Actually Held the Title of Chief Executive Before Becoming President
5. Cain Is Everything Liberals Want...But Can Never Have
6. Cain is the First True Role Model for Minorities in America
7. Cain Does Not Need to Lie About His Past
8. Cain's Transgressions are Forgivable
9. Cain is Not Afraid to Promote a Plan for Recovery
10. Cain is Blacker Than Obama

CAIN'S ELIGIBILITY BRINGS OBOTS TO THEIR MOST FEARED APOCALYPSE