Tuesday, October 18, 2011

Halloween I

What do you get if you divide the circumference of a jack-o'-lantern by it's diameter? - Pumpkin pi.

What streets do zombies like the best? - Dead ends.

What do you call two witches that live together? - Broom-mates.

When do cannibals leave the table? -When everyone’s eaten.

Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road? - He didn't have the guts!

Who won the skeleton beauty contest? - Nobody.

What do witches put on their hair? - Scare spray.

What do birds say on Halloween? - "Trick-or-tweet!”

Why do witches fly on brooms? – Vacuum cleaner cords aren't long enough!

What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? – A hobblin’ goblin.


What did the skeleton play in the band? - The trom-bone.

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