"_____" like an American

Well, after watching this ad for Norwegian Cruise Line, I'm feeling a little left out!
 
I mean, I thought that at LEAST we'd get a thumbs up for the shopping--you remember when Michelle went to Spain--but NO! Nada. Zip. Zilch.
 
People must've thought we'd get SOME creds with Obama as prez because they were fainting and everything.
 
Jeez!
 
What the hell good is he anyway???