Friday, October 28, 2011
Halloween II
What room doesn't a ghost need in his house? - A living room!
How do you make a skeleton laugh? - By tickling his funny bone.
What is the best thing about a hotel for witches? - It has great broom service.
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? – Lazy Bones.
Why don't witches like to ride their brooms when they're angry? - They're afraid they’ll fly off the handle!
What did one ghost say to the other ghost? - Do you believe in people?"
What type of dog do vampire's like the best? - Bloodhounds.
What did the momma-ghost say to baby-ghost as they got into the car? - Buckle your sheet belt.
Why don't ghosts like to go out in the rain? - Because it dampens their spirits!
Why don't mummies take vacations? - They're afraid they'll relax and unwind.
And,
Where did the ghost go on vacation in California? - Mali-boo.
How do you make a skeleton laugh? - By tickling his funny bone.
What is the best thing about a hotel for witches? - It has great broom service.
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? – Lazy Bones.
Why don't witches like to ride their brooms when they're angry? - They're afraid they’ll fly off the handle!
What did one ghost say to the other ghost? - Do you believe in people?"
What type of dog do vampire's like the best? - Bloodhounds.
What did the momma-ghost say to baby-ghost as they got into the car? - Buckle your sheet belt.
Why don't ghosts like to go out in the rain? - Because it dampens their spirits!
Why don't mummies take vacations? - They're afraid they'll relax and unwind.
And,
Where did the ghost go on vacation in California? - Mali-boo.
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