Friday, October 28, 2011

Halloween II

What room doesn't a ghost need in his house? - A living room!

How do you make a skeleton laugh? - By tickling his funny bone.

What is the best thing about a hotel for witches? - It has great broom service.

What do you call a skeleton who won't work? – Lazy Bones.

Why don't witches like to ride their brooms when they're angry? - They're afraid they’ll fly off the handle!

What did one ghost say to the other ghost? - Do you believe in people?"

What type of dog do vampire's like the best? - Bloodhounds.

What did the momma-ghost say to baby-ghost as they got into the car? - Buckle your sheet belt.

Why don't ghosts like to go out in the rain? - Because it dampens their spirits!

Why don't mummies take vacations? - They're afraid they'll relax and unwind.


Where did the ghost go on vacation in California? - Mali-boo.

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