OLDER WOMEN

I'll confess ... I ended up with an older woman at a bar last night.


She looked pretty good for a 60 + year-old. In fact, she wasn't

too bad at all, and I found myself thinking she probably had a

really hot daughter.


We drank a couple of more beers, and she asked if I'd ever had

a Sportsman's Double?


"What's that?" I asked.

"It's a mother and daughter threesome," she said.


As my mind began to embrace the idea, I wondered what her

daughter really looked like.


So I said, "No, I haven't."


We drank a bit more, then she said with a wink, "Tonight’s

your lucky night."


So we went back to her place.


She turned on the hall light and shouted upstairs, 'Mom,

are you still awake?"