Tuesday, March 30, 2010
Obama Goes to Heaven
Obama dies and finds himself before the Pearly Gates.
He is very excited; all his life he's had a secret wish and longed to meet the Prophet Mohammed.
Having arrived at the Gates of Heaven, Barack meets a man with a beard.
'Are you Mohammed?' he asks.
'No, my son. I am Peter. Mohammed is higher up.'
Peter then points to a ladder that rises into the clouds.
Delighted that Mohammed should be higher than Peter, Obama climbs the ladder in great strides, climbs through the clouds coming to a room where he meets another bearded man.
He asks again, 'Are you Mohammed?
'No, I am Moses. Mohammed is higher still.'
Exhausted, but with a heart full of joy he climbs the ladder yet again, he discovers an even larger room where he meets another man with a beard.
Full of hope, he asks again, 'Are you Mohammed?
'No, I am Jesus... You will find Mohammed higher up.'
Mohammed higher than Jesus! Man! Obama can hardly contain his delight and climbs and climbs, ever higher.
Once again, he reaches a larger room where he meets a man with a beard and repeats his question:
'Are you Mohammed?...' he gasps, as by now he is totally out of breath from all his climbing.
'No, my son.... I am Almighty God. But you look exhausted. Would you like a cup of coffee?'
'Yes! please, my Lord'
God looks behind him, claps his hands and yells out: 'Hey Mohammed two coffees!'
Keep your trust in God; Your government has failed you miserably.
He is very excited; all his life he's had a secret wish and longed to meet the Prophet Mohammed.
Having arrived at the Gates of Heaven, Barack meets a man with a beard.
'Are you Mohammed?' he asks.
'No, my son. I am Peter. Mohammed is higher up.'
Peter then points to a ladder that rises into the clouds.
Delighted that Mohammed should be higher than Peter, Obama climbs the ladder in great strides, climbs through the clouds coming to a room where he meets another bearded man.
He asks again, 'Are you Mohammed?
'No, I am Moses. Mohammed is higher still.'
Exhausted, but with a heart full of joy he climbs the ladder yet again, he discovers an even larger room where he meets another man with a beard.
Full of hope, he asks again, 'Are you Mohammed?
'No, I am Jesus... You will find Mohammed higher up.'
Mohammed higher than Jesus! Man! Obama can hardly contain his delight and climbs and climbs, ever higher.
Once again, he reaches a larger room where he meets a man with a beard and repeats his question:
'Are you Mohammed?...' he gasps, as by now he is totally out of breath from all his climbing.
'No, my son.... I am Almighty God. But you look exhausted. Would you like a cup of coffee?'
'Yes! please, my Lord'
God looks behind him, claps his hands and yells out: 'Hey Mohammed two coffees!'
Keep your trust in God; Your government has failed you miserably.
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