How to get a Planning Permit

I just applied for a Planning permit for a new house.

It was going to be 100 ft tall and 400 ft wide with 9 turrets at various heights and windows all over the place and a loud outside entertainment sound system.

It would have parking for 200 cars and I was going to paint it snot green with tatty pink trim.

The Planning Department told me no way.

So I sent in the application again, but this time I called it a Mosque.

Work starts on Monday...