St. Patty's Day Riddles

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? - Because they're always a little short.


How can you tell if an Irishman is having a good time? - He's Dublin over with laughter!


What's Irish and stays out all night? - Patty O'furniture!


What do you call an Irishman who’s continuously bouncing off of the walls? – Rick O'Shea!


What did one Irish ghost say to the other? - Top o' the moaning to ya!


What do you call a big Irish spider? - Paddy long legs!


How do you get an Irishman to climb on the roof? - Tell him that the drinks are on the house.


What do you get when you cross poison ivy and a four-leaf clover? – A rash of good luck.


Why should you never iron a four-leaf clover? - You shouldn’t press your luck.


How can you tell if an Irishman is having a good time? - He's Dublin over with laughter!


What do you call a fake stone in Ireland? - A Shamrock.


"Doc, I can't stop singing, 'The Green, Green Grass of Home.'

So his doctor said, "That sounds a lot like the Tom Jones Syndrome."

"Is it common?"

"Well, 'It's Not Unusual.'"


And,


What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree would kill you? - A pool table.