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Just wanted to let you know...today I received my 2013 Social Security Stimulus Package (yes, I'm that old).

It contained two tomato seeds, cornbread mix, two discount coupons to KFC, an 'Obama Hope & Change' bumper sticker, a prayer rug, a machine to blow smoke up my ass, and a 'Blame it on Bush' poster for the front yard. The directions were in Spanish.

Yours should arrive soon.

"Our Constitution is made only for a moral and religious people. It is wholly inadequate to the government of any other." --John Adams