President's attorneys file motion demanding birth, college records be withheld from public!

THE PRESIDENT DOTH PROTEST TOO MUCH!!!

A high-powered team of Los Angeles attorneys representing President Obama in his effort to keep his birth certificate, college records and passport documents concealed from the public has suggested there should be "monetary sanctions" against a lawyer whose clients have brought a complaint alleging Obama doesn't qualify for the Oval Office under the Constitution's demand for a "natural born" citizen in that post.

Where there's smoke, there is most certianly fire...