A Welfare Poem

I cross ocean,
poor and broke,
Take a bus,
see employment folk.

Nice man treat me
good in there,
Say I need to
get welfare.

Welfare say,
"You come no more,
We send cash
right to your door."

Welfare checks,
they make you wealthy,
Medicaid, it keep
you healthy!

By and by,
I get my money,
Thanks to you,
American dummy.

Write to friends
in Motherland,
Tell them "come
fast as you can."

They come in turbans
and Ford trucks,
I buy big house
with welfare bucks.

They come here,
we live together,
More welfare checks,
gets better and better!

Fourteen families,
they move in,
But neighbor's patience
wearing thin.

Finally white guy
moves away,
Now I buy his house,
and say,
"Find more aliens
for house to rent."
And in the yard
I put a tent.

Send for family
they just trash,
But they, too,
draw the welfare cash!
Everything is
very good,
And soon we
own the neighborhood.

We have hobby
it's called breeding,
Welfare pay
for baby feeding.

Kid's need dentist?
Wife's need pills?
We get free!
We got no bills!

Americans crazy!
Pay all year,
Just to keep that
Welfare here!

We think America
darn good place!
Too darn good for
the white man race.
If they no like us,
they can scram,
Got lots of room in Pakistan.