A Batty Idea

Have you heard?

In "Holy Terror, Batman!” our hero will kick al-Qaeda's you-know-what! Frank Miller makes Osama bin Laden the target this time, after Gotham gets attacked.

Well, I'm here to tell you that yours truly came up with this idea way back in 9/11 (only using REAL bats!).

Yes, I went on the CIA's website and submitted my 'batty' idea which, when you analyze it, isn't all that bad.

Simply tag a scaggle of bats electronically, ship them off to Tora Bora (or wherever) and release them. Guess where they'll rush off to (naturally)--all those hidden caves that no one can find!

Voila! Bat Detectives to the rescue.

My husband is sure that all the "cubes" had a good laugh that day (but I was really sincere).