FAUX THIS!

NO WONDER THE "FAUX PAS BISTRO" IS CLOSED!

Hey I've been to your place several and always had a great meal... Except lunch yesterday. I had to send the lobster sandwich back, the combination of flavors went overwhelming. Thousand Island dressing and tons of peppers not to mention the pancetta! Yikes! I replaced it with the BLT... The grease on the BLT coated my fingers! What's going on?

AND NO WONDER THE SECOND DEFINITION UNDER THE FIFTH LISTING IN THE URBAN DICTIONARY DESCRIBES THE WORD "FAUX" AS:

2. The first part of the name of a very good goldfish.

EVERYTHING HAS CLARITY WHEN YOU READ DAVID BROOKS' NEWEST "...while Republicans may embarrass on a daily basis, many progressives have lost touch with what actually produces growth and prosperity."

They do?

They have??

When?

Non sequiter???