Saturday, September 10, 2011

To all the girls who are in a hurry to have a boyfriend or get married...

...a piece of Biblical advice:
"Ruth patiently waited for her mate Boaz."
While you are waiting on YOUR Boaz, don't settle for any of his relatives: Broke-az, Po-az, Lyin-az, Cheating-az, Dumb-az, Drunk-az, Cheap-az, Lockedup-az, Goodfornothing-az, Lazy-az, and especially his third cousin Beatinyo-az.
Wait on your Boaz and make sure he respects Yoaz!
From a former CHP officer/sgt/lt

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