"Time wounds all heels."
"Dr. Jones, at your cervix."
Yesterday's Meals on Wheels
At an Optometrist's office:
"If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."
On a Plumber's truck:
"We repair what your husband fixed."
"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."
"Invite us to your next blowout."
"We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."
On an Electrician's truck:
"Let us remove your shorts."
"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."
"Push. Push. Push."
"The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."
"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."
"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
"We would be delighted if you send in your payment. However, if you don't, you will be."
In a Restaurant window:
"Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up."
In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
"Drive carefully. We'll wait."
"Thank heaven for little grills."
At a
"Best place in town to take a leak."
Sign on the back of another Septic Tank truck:
"Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises"
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