It's NOT America anymore, and here's proof

I remember going to Oshkosh with my parents when I was very little, and going clam hunting after dark (I'd say I remember going at midnight, but don't want to risk my parents' reputation on a child abuse charge or something based on a childhood memory...)

Anyway, if we DID really live in America, this would A-OK:

Oshkosh couple threatened with eviction over flag display

...and he's a VETERAN!!!