Now it's "Obama's Watergate!"

If you lived through the Watergate scandal (like I did), you'll remember that it was just a drip...drip...drip of events until White House aides were indicted by a grand jury for conspiring in a cover-up...

John Mitchell, Attorney General (think: Eric Holder)
H R. (Bob) Haldeman, Chief of Staff (think: Rahm Emanuel)
John D. Ehrlichman, Domestic Affairs Advisor (think: David Axelrod)

This is just as serious, folks - allegations would amount to three felony charges of bribery and corruption!