Friday, August 11, 2006

In the News (welcome to the Asylum)

A squirrel has attacked at least 7 people and a large turtle pulled a man into the ocean (not to mention a total 14 deaths and 334 alligator attacks)--what's with Florida anyway?

An 81-year-old Arizona pensioner was just caught with an 80kg bag of cocaine, a video of Britney Spears belching, cursing, and scratching has shocked fans and comedienne Sandra Bernhardt (Madonna's friend) threatened her own version of World War III if airport officials try to take away her M.A.C. "Plushglass" (with her looks, it probably would be a national disaster).

Baby Luv, Paris Hilton's pet kinkajous bit her as they were frolicking.

Sirius talk show host Lynn Samuels (one Daily Kos poster last July likened this listening experience to "hundreds of tiny animals all trying to escape my head through my ears at the same time") claims Bush and Blair cooked up the big terror scare: “isn’t it obvious?”

The Unabomber's personal belongings are actually going to be auctioned to people willing to pay money for them, and Mike Wallace gushed and fawned over the apparently dapper Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad (some people take forever coming out of that closet).


It's really "OK" to get the ActiveX control:

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