Witness last week's land speed record for unintended consequences, as a liability provision in the Dodd-Frank financial reform brought new issues to a screeching halt in the $1.4 trillion asset-backed securities market.

With geniuses like Ohio Democrat Mary Jo Kilroy running things, who needs enemies? Oh wait, I forgot: We have a failed community organizer and closet Muslim for a President...

Kilroy Was Here, Alas