The Press Covering Obama vs. The Press Covering Trump

By Gary Starr

The Press Covering Obama:

NYT Reporter Jeff Zeleney: Mr. President, what has enchanted you about your first 100 days?
Huffington Post

NYT Reporter David Brooks: I knew Obama would be a great president from the crease in his pant.
Hot Air

Press: Mr. President can you comment on The Fast & Furious gun running scandal?
Obama: I heard about it on the news just like you guys.
Press: OK, sounds good to us.

Press: Mr. President can you comment on The NSA spying on foreign leaders scandal?
Obama: I heard about it on the news just like you guys.
Press: OK, sounds good to us.

Press: Mr. President can you comment on The Petraeus scandal?
Obama: I heard about it on the news just like you guys.
Press: OK, sounds good to us.

Press: Mr. President can you comment on The IRS targeting of conservative groups?
Obama: I heard about it on the news just like you guys. In fact, there's not a smidgeon of scandal here...just a rogue agent in Cincinnati.
Press: OK, sounds good to us.

Press: Mr. President can you comment on the attack on the annex in Benghazi?
Obama: I heard about it on the news just like you guys. This attack was caused by a disgusting racist video that was insulting to Islam and I sent Susan Rice out to all the Sunday Chat Shows to talk about it.
Press: OK, sounds good to us.

Press: Mr. President can you comment on The Department of Justice’s wiretapping of reporters at The Associated Press?
Obama: I heard about it on the news just like you guys.
Press: OK, sounds good to us.

Press: Mr. President, can you comment on The Department of Justice’s wiretapping of Fox News’ James Rosen?
Obama: I heard about it on the news just like you guys.
Press: OK, sounds good to us.

Press: Mr. President can you comment on The VA healthcare “waiting list” scandal?
Obama: I heard about it on the news just like you guys.
Press: OK, sounds good to us.
Fox News

The Press Covering Trump:

Why did you fire Comey, Why did you fire SallyYates, Why did you make fun of us at the press conference, Are you obstructing justice, Why do you hate Muslim Terrorists and SanctuaryCities, Why did you collude with the Russians Why did Comey get less ice cream than you Why did you fire Comey, Why did you fire SallyYates, Why did you make fun of us at the press conference, Are you obstructing justice, Why do you hate Muslim Terrorists and SanctuaryCities, Why did you collude with the Russians Why did Comey get less ice cream than you Why did you fire Comey, Why did you fire SallyYates, Why did you make fun of us at the press conference, Are you obstructing justice, Why do you hate Muslim Terrorists and SanctuaryCities, Why did you collude with the Russians Why did Comey get less ice cream than you Why did you fire Comey, Why did you fire SallyYates, Why did you make fun of us at the press conference, Are you obstructing justice, Why do you hate Muslim Terrorists and SanctuaryCities, Why did you collude with the Russians Why did Comey get less ice cream than you Why did you fire Comey, Why did you fire SallyYates, Why did you make fun of us at the press conference, Are you obstructing justice, Why do you hate Muslim Terrorists and SanctuaryCities, Why did you collude with the Russians Why did Comey get less ice cream than you

Are you the spawn of Satan and a traitor?