Monday, September 23, 2013

10 terrible things to say in the bedroom

Do yourself a favor, and avoid these 10 terrible things to say in the bedroom. Your sex life (and your future partners) will thank you for it.
  1. I love you.

  2. Hurry up.

  3. Will you marry me?

  4. My ex used to do it this way: (insert description here).

  5. The wrong name.

  6. Don't tell my boyfriend.

  7. Are those real?

  8. Thanks.

  9. Let's turn the lights off.

  10. I think the condom just broke.

If you're a conservative, some of these probably don't apply :-)

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