Life is backwards

Here's how it should be.

We should die first and come back to life. We wake up in a nursing home feeling better every day. We get kicked out for being too healthy & frisky. We go collect our pensions. We start work and get a gold watch and a party on our very first day. We work 40 years until we're young enough to enjoy our retirement. We enjoy college life and party, getting ready for high school. Then grade school. Then as a toddler we play and play and have no responsibilities. We become babies. We spend our last 9 months floating peacefully within all the comforts of the womb, then, we finish off as an orgasm.

Sound good?

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