Ingenuity

An old farmer had a pond on his property, next to a peach orchard. One day he took a bucket to go gather some peaches.

As he neared the pond, he heard splashing and giggling, and gleeful squealing. He arrived to find half a dozen young women skinny-dipping in his pond.

The young women spotted him and gathered in the deep end. One of them shouted, "We're not getting out until you leave."

The old farmer replied, "I didn't come here to see naked women (he held up the bucket) I just came to feed the alligator."

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