Royal flush

• A white, Christian male has the lowest hand — it’s like he’s got just one high card, maybe an ace. So almost everyone trumps him.
  
  
• A white woman is just a bit higher — like a pair of twos. Enough to beat a white man, but not much more.
  
  
• A gay man is like having two pairs in poker.
  
  
• A gay woman — a lesbian like McGregor — is like having three of a kind.
  
  
• A black lesbian is a full house — pretty tough to beat.
  
  
• Unless she’s also in a wheelchair, which means she’s pretty much a straight flush.
  
  
• The only person who could trump that would be a royal flush. If the late Sammy Davis Jr. — who was black, Jewish and half-blind — were to convert to Islam and discover he was 1/64th Aboriginal.

Gay activists have met their match with Muslim barbers