Monday, June 30, 2014

Royal flush

  • A white, Christian male has the lowest hand — it’s like he’s got just one high card, maybe an ace. So almost everyone trumps him.

  • A white woman is just a bit higher — like a pair of twos. Enough to beat a white man, but not much more.

  • A gay man is like having two pairs in poker.

  • A gay woman — a lesbian like McGregor — is like having three of a kind.

  • A black lesbian is a full house — pretty tough to beat.

  • Unless she’s also in a wheelchair, which means she’s pretty much a straight flush.

  • The only person who could trump that would be a royal flush. If the late Sammy Davis Jr. — who was black, Jewish and half-blind — were to convert to Islam and discover he was 1/64th Aboriginal.
Gay activists have met their match with Muslim barbers

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