Conservative comedian Evan Sayet: "The Leftists have taken the worst of every evil ideology the world has ever known and combined it to create the Democratic party."

EVAN SAYET:

Marxist socialists were sure that, if they could only control the money, they'd create a paradise on earth. Hitler's socialists were sure that, if they could only control race, they'd create a paradise on earth. The Islamicists are convinced that, if they can only control religion, they'll create a paradise on earth.

Because they are failed, ALL of them must control language.

The Democrats are convinced that, if they can only control all the money, races and religions, THEY'LL create a paradise on Earth.

They, too, desperately need to control what people are allowed to say.

Meanwhile, the CLOSEST man has ever come to paradise in all of human history is the nation that, in its very constitution, rejects government control of money (property), race (all men are created equal) and religion.

It is the one that specifically provides for freedom of speech.

The conservatives seek to conserve this constitution and do so through the Republican party. The Leftists have taken the worst of every evil ideology the world has ever known and combined it to create the Democratic party.

This truly is the ultimate battle in the war of good versus evil.

Conservative comedian Evan Sayet explains why, during wartime, things like “dignity” and “collegiality” simply aren’t the most essential qualities one looks for!

Evan Sayet is the author of The KinderGarden of Eden: How The Modern Liberal Thinks. His lecture to the Heritage Foundation on this same topic remains, some ten years later, by far the single most viewed lecture in their history.

My Leftist friends (as well as many ardent #NeverTrumpers) constantly ask me if I’m not bothered by Donald Trump’s lack of decorum. They ask if I don’t think his tweets are “beneath the dignity of the office.” Here’s my answer:

We Right-thinking people have tried dignity. There could not have been a man of more quiet dignity than George W. Bush as he suffered the outrageous lies and politically motivated hatreds that undermined his presidency. We tried statesmanship. Could there be another human being on this earth who so desperately prized “collegiality” as John McCain? We tried propriety – has there been a nicer human being ever than Mitt Romney? And the results were always the same.

This is because, while we were playing by the rules of dignity, collegiality and propriety, the Left has been, for the past 60 years, engaged in a knife fight where the only rules are those of Saul Alinsky and the Chicago mob.

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CONSERVATIVE COMEDIAN EVAN SAYET: A DEPLORABLE MIND

An hilarious evening with Evan Sayet, America's foremost thoughtful conservative. Praise for Evan: "Brilliant!" -Rush Limbaugh; "Evan has crossed from 'funny' to important!" -Michael Barone; "Simply the best political comedian working in America today." -David Horowitz; "Who makes me laugh? Easy. Evan Sayet." -Ann Coulter; "Brilliant" -Dennis Miller; "The funniest man in America." -Dennis Prager

Why Jews Support the Democratic Party

Conservative comedian Evan Sayet really knows his stuff...and he'll make you laugh.

"...to be called a Jew you don’t have to believe anything. To be called a Jew, all you have to do is plop out of a Jewish womb. Because these Jews – I’ll call them here “The Plopping Jews” – do not believe anything particularly Jewish. Indeed, there’s absolutely no reason to expect them to vote in a way that reflects Jewish values and beliefs. Since a Jewish person’s Judaism is not of his own choosing or a reflection of his beliefs, his Jewishness is nothing more than an accident of his birth. Therefore, to expect him to choose to support Jewish causes is actually a form of bigotry. People’s behaviors are predicated on their beliefs, not on the circumstances of their birth."

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NOT ONE

Hillary Clinton was complicit in the murder of an American ambassador. Not ONE Leftest called for her resignation. She lied about the cause of his death and not one Leftist called for her resignation. She imprisoned an innocent filmmaker to help cover her lies and not one Leftist called for her resignation. She set up illegal personal servers to cover her illegal acts where she sold American secrets to our enemies and not one Leftist called for her resignation. Donald Trump said something vulgar in a private conversation over a decade ago and the Republicans are all abandoning him. Now do you get why the Leftists always win?

--Evan Sayet

The Plopping Jews

Comedian Evan Sayet:

To be called a Jew, all you have to do is plop out of a Jewish womb. Because these Jews – I’ll call them here “The Plopping Jews” – do not believe anything particularly Jewish. Indeed, there’s absolutely no reason to expect them to vote in a way that reflects Jewish values and beliefs.

Why Jews Support the Democratic Party

Democrats hate Sarah Palin because "she is living proof that everything about the Democrat Party narrative is a lie"

Yes, of course not ALL Democrats hate her. In fact, former mayor of New York City Ed Koch just penned this nice tribute to Sarah Palin.

But friend and comedian Evan Sayet explains just Why the Left Hates Sarah Palin!

I can totally relate to his opening, can you?

It just happened again.

I spend a fair amount of time at my local coffee shop. I like to do my writing outside and, besides, it gives me an opportunity to try and initiate political conversations with the people who pass by — my hope always being to begin to enlighten them as to what conservative really believe (and not just what the leftist media tells them.)

Today the conversation turned to Sarah Palin and my new acquaintance blurted out: “Oh I hate her.” Since she did not yet know my politics, and since we were in Los Angeles, it is clear that she expected to hear back what you usually hear back in this city: “Yeah, I hate her, too.” Instead, I asked her why.

At this point I could have predicted her response because it’s the same response you get from Liberals no matter who on the Right you’re talking about, “Because she’s stupid.” I replied: “Being stupid is no reason to hate someone, but tell me, which one of her policies do you disagree with?” It wasn’t hard to predict her response: “All of them!”

I continued to push. “Well, then, if it’s all of them, it should be easy for you to name one.” Her reply? “They’re too many to list.”

“So don’t list them, just give me one,” I said.

This went on for awhile until my new acquaintance finally admitted that she didn’t know any of Ms. Palin’s policies. Before she ran off – Democrats always run off when asked to provide facts behind their hatred for Republicans – I looked her in the eye and said, “If you don’t know any of her policies perhaps you should look into them.” She promised she would. She won’t. If there are two things you can count on with Democrats, they are filled with hate and empty of facts.

I was getting my hair done last month and asked the British lady who does it (she's lived in the states for many years) to name JUST ONE of the many oh-so-wonderful things she was raving about that Obama has done for this country. She said she didn't follow politics (!@!). I said: I know, but just give me ONE thing, not the whole thing...

Needless to say, I didn't even get that "one thing" but I did hear how Obama is doing "the very best he can" for America. Good thing I saw a brief clip of Andy Rooney the next night saying exactly the same thing: "Obama's doing the very best he can..." from the 60-Minute show that my friend so loves because I realized that she does nothing but parrot things like that without having any personal knowledge or basis for saying the things she believes.

This is truly frightening if you add up just how many people there are who can vote and who vote for liberals based on mythical mental viruses that are passed from one to the other without any real personal knowledge of what they are saying.

God help us all.

"How could you possibly live in the freest nation in the history of the world and only see oppression?"

"How could you possibly live in the freest nation in the history of the world and only see oppression? How could you live in the least imperialist power in human history and see us as the ultimate in imperialism? How can you live in the least bigoted nation in human history ... and see racism lurking in every dark shadow?" asks conservative comedian and commentator Evan Sayet.

"The modern liberal will invariably side with evil over good, wrong over right, and the behaviors that lead to failure over those that lead to success."

The comedian attributed the trend to a "rejection of all fact, reason, evidence, logic, truth, morality, and decency."

Liberals Have the Mentality of Kindergarteners, Comedian Says

Listen to or download the actual speech (which is a serious presentation of the major flaw in the Modern Liberal movement) at The Heritage Foundation here:

Regurgitating the Apple: How Modern Liberals "Think"