Wednesday, March 10, 2010

Why Obama isn't feeling so good lately...

It's due to what is called "facial feedback" in scientific circles.

When you smile, your brain senses that your facial muscles are in a happy position, so your brain figures out that you must be happy and starts squirting the right chemicals around to make you feel good!

If you check it out, you'll notice that He isn't smiling anywhere near as much as he used to when he was first crowned King of America.

Don't think there's much squirtin' goin' on lately (even in the Master's bedroom)...

2 comments:

Ohio1 said...

No one believes birthers. Ann Coulter doesn't. Bill O'Reilly doesn't. Glenn Beck doesn't, and Fox News doesn't. The Wall Street Journal certainly doesn't.

It said: "Obama has already provided a legal birth certificate demonstrating that he was born in Hawaii. No one has produced any serious evidence to the contrary. Absent such evidence, it is unreasonable to deny that Obama has met the burden of proof. We know that he was born in Honolulu as surely as we know that Bill Clinton was born in Hope, Ark., or George W. Bush in New Haven, Conn."

The reason that no one believes birthers is that the evidence that Obama was born in Hawaii is overwhelming.

Obama has already shown the official birth certificate of Hawaii, which is the short-form Certification of Live Birth. It is the only birth certificate that Hawaii currently issues. Hawaii no longer issues copies of the original birth certificate. (http://www.starbulletin.com/columnists/kokualine/20090606_kokua_line.html)

The Certification of Live Birth is accepted as proof of birth in the USA by the US State Department and the branches of the military. And, in Obama's case, the fact that he was born in Hawaii was confirmed twice by the two top officials of the Department of Health of Hawaii.

Obama's election was confirmed UNANIMOUSLY by the US Congress. He is a Natural Born Citizen due to t he fact that he was born on US soil, which is the original meaning of Natural Born.

lgstarr said...

4 Supreme Court Cases define "natural born citizen":
http://www.thepostemail.com/2009/10/18/4-supreme-court-cases-define-natural-born-citizen/