My friend Jennifer Spruce wrote the following . . . I think you should read it:Note from lgstarr: "Emmigration" is the act of leaving one's country...we're so used to talking about "immigration" I just wanted to make that point.To anyone who says they will "move to Canada" now, let me show you the beautiful irony of what you are saying.
To move to Canada you have to do a couple things...So...anyone see the irony here??
- Determine if you are eligible. They screen for criminal records, financial situations, health, even check if you have a non-admissible family member.
- Determine what type of visa to apply for. If you're just the 'average Joe' you have to have 12 months full time managerial, professional, or skilled trade work. (Sorry whiny college students.)
If you want to be an entrepreneur or bring your start-up to Canada, better have 10 million Canadian Dollars. Price to entry.
There's a couple of other types that are rare and restrictive to certain provinces - not likely to happen for you.
- Appy. Yes you actually have to go through a process to show your language skills, work skills etc.
- Pay a fee. Wait, what?
- Wait for your Visa. Even Express can take 6-12 months.
The people who hate Trump because he wants to stop illegal immigration and make sure people follow the process to get in this country want to move to a country where they will have to go through the exact type of process to protest. Can't even make this stuff up!!
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Showing posts with label irony. Show all posts
Saturday, November 12, 2016
TO ALL AMERICANS THINKING ABOUT MOVING TO CANADA (TALK ABOUT IRONY!)
Thanks to author Tom Del Beccaro for posting this:
Sunday, January 13, 2013
You know you live in a Country run by idiots if...
You can get arrested for expired tags on your car but not for
being in the country illegally.
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You know you live in a Country run by idiots if...
Your government believes that the best way to eradicate trillions of dollars
of debt is to spend trillions more of our money.
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You know you live in a Country run by idiots if...
A seven year old boy can be thrown out of school for calling his teacher
"cute" but hosting a sexual exploration or diversity class in grade
school is perfectly acceptable.
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You know you live in a Country run by idiots if...
The Supreme Court of the United
States can rule that lower courts cannot
display the 10 Commandments in their courtroom, while sitting in front of a
display of the 10 Commandments.
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You know you live in a Country run by idiots if...
Children are forcibly removed from parents who appropriately discipline them
while children of "underprivileged" drug addicts are left to rot in
filth infested cesspools of a “home”.
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You know you live in a Country run by
idiots if...
Hard work and success are rewarded with higher taxes and government
intrusion, while some slothful, lazy behavior is rewarded with EBT cards, WIC
checks, Medicaid, subsidized housing, and free cell phones.
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You know you live in a Country run by idiots if...
The government's plan for getting people back to work is to provide 99 weeks
of unemployment checks (to not work).
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You know you live in a Country run by idiots if...
Being self-sufficient is considered a threat to the government.
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You know you live in a Country run by idiots if...
Politicians think that stripping away the amendments to the constitution is
really protecting the rights of the people.
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You know you live in a Country run by idiots if...
The rights of the Government come before the rights of the individual.
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You know you live in a Country run by idiots if...
You can write a post like this just by reading the news headlines.
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You know you live in a Country run by idiots if...
You pay your mortgage faithfully, denying yourself the newest big screen TV
while your neighbor defaults on his mortgage (while buying iPhones, TV's and
new cars) and the government forgives his debt and reduces his mortgage (with
your tax dollars).
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You know you live in a Country run by idiots if...
Being stripped of the ability to defend yourself makes you "safe".
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You know you live in a Country run by idiots if...
You have to have your parents signature to go on a school field trip but not
to get an abortion.
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You know you live in a Country run by idiots if...
An 80 year old woman can be stripped searched by the TSA but a Muslim woman
in a burka is only subject to having her neck and head searched.
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You know you live in a Country run by idiots if...
Using the "N" word is considered "hate speech" but
writing and singing songs about raping women and killing cops is considered
"art".
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