Halloween I

What do you get if you divide the circumference of a jack-o'-lantern by it's diameter? - Pumpkin pi.



What streets do zombies like the best? - Dead ends.



What do you call two witches that live together? - Broom-mates.



When do cannibals leave the table? -When everyone’s eaten.



Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road? - He didn't have the guts!



Who won the skeleton beauty contest? - Nobody.



What do witches put on their hair? - Scare spray.



What do birds say on Halloween? - "Trick-or-tweet!”



Why do witches fly on brooms? – Vacuum cleaner cords aren't long enough!



What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? – A hobblin’ goblin.


And,


What did the skeleton play in the band? - The trom-bone.