If a conservative doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one.
If a progressive doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.
If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat.
If a progressive is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.
If a conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
If a progressive is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.
If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
If a progressive is down-and-out he wonders who is going to take care of him.
If a conservative doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.
A progressive demands that those they don't like be shut down.
If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.
A progressive non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.
If a conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.
If a progressive decides he needs health care, he demands that the rest of us pay for his.
If a conservative reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can have a good laugh.
A progressive will delete it because he's "offended".
From Jeff Foxworthy
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