What do you get if you divide the circumference of a jack-o'-lantern by it's diameter? - Pumpkin pi.
What streets do zombies like the best? - Dead ends.
What do you call two witches that live together? - Broom-mates.
When do cannibals leave the table? -When everyone’s eaten.
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road? - He didn't have the guts!
Who won the skeleton beauty contest? - Nobody.
What do witches put on their hair? - Scare spray.
What do birds say on Halloween? - "Trick-or-tweet!”
Why do witches fly on brooms? – Vacuum cleaner cords aren't long enough!
What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? – A hobblin’ goblin.
And,
What did the skeleton play in the band? - The trom-bone.
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