Flying on Obama's private plane...

Obama looked at Oprah, chuckled and said:

You know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out of the window right now and make somebody very happy.

Oprah shrugged her shoulders and replied:

I could throw ten $100 bills out of the window and make ten people very happy.

Michelle added:

That being the case, I could throw one hundred $10 bills out of the window and make a hundred people very happy.

Hearing their exchange, the pilot rolled his eyes and said to his co-pilot:

Such big-shots back there. I could throw all three of them out of the window and make 256 million people very happy!