Racism, straight up!

Jesse Jackson was in Sears.

He was there to protest the fact that

most of the washing machines were white.

So the clerk called the store manager,

who asked, "What's the problem here, Reverend?"

Jesse pointed at the machines and loudly

bemoaned the fact that most of them were white.

The manager replied, "Well, Reverend, it's true

that most of the washing machines are white,

but if you'll open the lids, You'll see that all

the agitators are black."